franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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