some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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