There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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