is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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