All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Four minutes until I can fart!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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