She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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