Where are you?
In a non slutty way
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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