I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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