OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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