I like my sex mixed with concussions.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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