I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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