he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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