Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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