I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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