I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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