Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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