We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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