I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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