how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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