Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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