Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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