So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
