I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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