i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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