Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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