I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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