His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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