all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.