is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit