Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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