I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Holy shit dude........stairs
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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