Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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