Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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