i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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