You really coming over, don't trick.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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