Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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