you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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