$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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