He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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