I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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