dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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