I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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