Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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