Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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