just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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