Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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