did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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