Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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