The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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