i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
barbara walters just said penis...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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