Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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