am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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