even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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