Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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