I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
