so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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